And so it
came to pass that I finished another Brian Brain tour of the U.S. playing to
half empty minds in half empty clubs, and went back to
the U.K. feeling
pretty low and thinking there must be more to life. And on 24th August
1982 came the offer that would change the next year of my life. Atkins
phoned out of the blue and asked me if I wanted the PiL gig to do some U.S. dates.
They (PiL) were finding it hard to recruit an American bass player
of the right calibre with the right attitude, Johnny was skint, and
the job was mine if I wanted it. The offer took me by surprise
and in fact I didn't say yes right away, I told Atkins I would ring the following night and I would let him know what I was going
to do. It was in fact Levene who I spoke to at Park South studios and a lengthy conversation
ensued during which he told me that I should get my arse over to
the states as soon as he snapped his fingers .Bollocks! No fucker
ever spoke to me like that and got away with it, I told him to ring
me back. We eventually sorted out the details and after a bit of a wait while
immigration got
sorted I flew out to New York. Waiting for me at JFK
was a tired
looking Atkins. "We're waiting for you to arrive" said he . "We've got a studio
session booked and we need you to lay down a bass track now!" "Fuck
off!" I replied "It's late, I've got jet lag and I'm half pissed"
But that was no excuse. We jumped in a cab and on the way to Park
South studios in Manhattan, Atkins attempted to hum the bass line
to me so I had an idea how the song went. Of course, Atkins could
only sing in a flat, northern England nasal twang so I didn't really
have a fucking clue how it went. We arrived at
the studio and breezed in past some other band who were waiting
to start their studio session, PiL were playing and they had to wait
for this English bass player to do his stuff. I walked into the control
room and said Hi, Levene was there along with Ken Lockie who I hadn't spoke
to since I toured with Cowboys International in 1980, plus a couple of
hangers on who were spooning round the charlie. Lydon was nowhere to be seen. Levene had already laid down
a bass part, it was out of tune, and out of time and staggered from one
bum note to the next. Levene, despite being a capable guitarist couldn't
manage to make four fat strings sound any good, but it gave me an idea
of what they wanted. "Just play along to this " said Levene, passing me a battered old
Fender, and so I did and instantly improved the track. Levene was insistent that
we run it through again and again, doing take after take, it was doubtful
if take 43 was any better than take 2 but we persevered nonetheless.
All the takes were done from the
control booth with a D.I. straight into the mixing desk. After an hour
or two I heard a noise from the other side of the desk, and suddenly to
my surprise, Lydon rose up from where he had been laying and listening. It
was an entrance in true Lydon style, a statement, like the organist rising
up at the front of 1950's English cinema, pure theatre, pantomime, absurd.
So, after many
long hours, I was fucked, and we had finished recording
what was to become
"Mad Max" on Commercial Zone. I retired back to the Iroquois hotel for
a rest and looked back on a totally ridiculous day.
The roller coaster ride had begun