"Johnny... Remember me...." No. 7 in a series 

  The infighting and squabbling had reached a peak. Lydon and Levene were drifting further and further apart and Atkins was trying to manipulate himself  the best power position possible. Management had been rumbled... the money was being siphoned off and the greasy coked up slimeball and his equally spaced out girlfriend that had ripped us off went low and hid back under a rock. Larry White, who had managed PiL during the 1980 tour was back on the scene trying to win John and the rest of the band over behind Keiths back. One of these occasions was over a Sushi dinner (in San Francisco I seem to remember) but I didn't much care for the food or the bullshit, both were highly unpalatable, so I settled for the warm Sake instead, by the jug load. The small talk and manoeuvring was pathetic but I didn't care, the Sake won, and I honked up raw fish all over the sidewalk and staggered back to my hotel. This was pretty much the pattern for my last few weeks with PiL, and quite frankly I was getting pissed with the whole affair.  Talk had turned to organising a Japanese tour, which was one place I had always wanted to visit. I knew that the earning potential from the land of the rising buck was huge and I believed we could take a large slice of it. We discussed who would form the entourage to travel but for some reason it didn't include my girlfriend. She was expected to stay behind in New York on her own. Now I wouldn't have minded so much if John wasn't going to take Nora or if Keith wasn't going to drag the new Jewish princess of a wife along but they were. Petty in the extreme, it was at Keith's insistence that she wasn't going, and Atkins was meekly quiet when I put up my defence. The bubble was about to well and truly burst.  A short time later back in New York nothing had changed, I was still shacked up with the roadie and there was too much coke and a lot of confusion. What really mattered to me at that time was a decent pint of ale. I couldn't get it out of my mind. I had been drinking piss for 8 months and now all I wanted was a decent pint in a decent pub. That was it. I went and bought two tickets back to London there and then, leaving the next day. At the time I intended to return after a short break in London, but deep down I knew that I wouldn't be back. After my phone call to Lydon I knew for certain that I wouldn't be back. I called him at the loft and Atkins answered the phone. He had moved into the loft, smart move, get close to John .. I told Atkins my plans and he relayed the message to John in disbelief. I heard John screaming in the background, his parting words being "Bollocks!!".... Never mind the Bollocks John, here goes the Bass player!....I never spoke to John again.  A weight had suddenly lifted from my shoulders, the clouds parted and I felt happier than I had been for weeks. I went out and bought some recording equipment to take home (It was a lot cheaper than buying it in London) and went to pack my bags.  Next morning as the plane touched down in London, the grey early morning Heathrow gloom didn't look all that welcoming, and by the time I got home I was shagged. It didn't take long to readjust and the glorious pint of ale that I had craved tasted oh so sweet. The family were pleased to see me and it was real good to talk to sane people again. The crazy days had ended just as suddenly as they had begun, I had tasted the sweet nectar of fame and success, chewed for a while then had to spit it out again, for it tasted awful......In fact it was Rotten, well and truly Rotten

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